Of stress and horniness...

Finally, I'm back!! For a moment, anyway.. Haha, can't help making up this ridiculous poem while trying to work out that impossible unsolvable trigonometry question... Hopelessly impossible...

(P.s: Why do we need to need to learn trigo anyway??? Use it to count...the angle of the TV screen?? Or how much I need to angle my head so I can catch sight of that hot guy on top of KLCC?? Man, this is so unfair!!!! Unfair, you hear me??? Die sin cos tan everything, DIE.....)




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Study study study,
It makes you go dizzy,
Soon you become crazy,
Then you turn into a zombie.

'Side, it promotes no harmony,
It gives you naught but misery;
Just try your hand on trigonometry,
You wish you’d been born a monkey.

With stpm looming over me,
Rarely do I have the chance to eat properly,
Everyday have to devour maggi mee,
Yun Num hair care will make loads of money.


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The end.

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There is more geh, but I can’t think of sentence that rhymes horny and ugly. Oh ya, the last about eating properly...is actually not quite true. On the contrary, I have been eating a li’l too much these days. Come to think of it, I have put on weight...again!! NUuuuUUUuuu...!!! Must..lose..weight!! Want to look like Ah Chan only stop eating izzit?? I'm so gonna jog 10 rounds everyday!! Hahaha, take that you big evil jingly fats, take that!!!


Oh, on the subject of horniness and Ah Chan...



Steamboat + BBQ party in Sim Sim's house...



Lol, no need to find me, I'm not there. I was the only one of my entire class that ffk...which I am eternally grateful for. 'Cause Ah Chan big horny monster suddenly reared his ugly head. (What is this big fat wolf doing among sweet, innocent lambs anyway??)... The amount of hamsapness that guy oozes out I tell you, I can write 10 long long post... Class teacher of a class 100% female students you know, CLASS TEACHER... I always thought the school is dumb, but I didn't expect-... tsk tsk...



Save morality, run away from Ah Chan!!!!