Looking at the books scattered on the floor and overflowing on to the bed, I finally called it quits.. So I ignored the little voice, shoved the revision books into the toilet bowl and made today - CArTooN day!!
Oh shucks, how I regretted it. (Fine, so use your you-should-be-studying-for-STPM tone on me!!)
Out of three gazillion four billion two hundred and forty five million cartoons I could watch, I had to pick...
I must have been drunk. I forgotten how much I hate Crayon Shin Chan.
For one, he is disgusting...
He is wayyyyyy too pervert for a little boy.
But this is still excusable. After all, all male species require certain amount of prevertness to, well, you know ......(fill in the blank)....
The main reason I don't like this catoon is....
...I hate his eyebrows!!
...coz he reminds me too much of the past ME!!
Just look and compare!!
Hmm ok, no thanks to my ugly fringe, you can't really see my Shin Chan eyebrows here. But nevermind, let's sidetrack for a while~
This was taken when we were Form 4, I think... That's Deniece with shorter hair!! (Dniz: I want to show my senget teeth b4 I make 'em beautiful with braces!!) And Kar Yue with a horri-uh, I mean, nIcE pose... (She gonna eat me when she realized her picture was being taken, so she quickly berpura-pura.)... Ahhh, the time when Anna and Sook Che still look kiddy... And Melanie being Melanie, she looks stunning anywhere.
Yeah, we were still amateurish camwhorers (minus Melanie) then.
Now...Back to me my eyebrows!!
See it now?
Oh yeah, just cast your peepers at that two piece of thick salami.
And that's a little about me, during secondary school days. Before I made an impromptu decision to groomed my eyebrow again, two days before school break... And whatcha know!! It’s a wonder how two strip of bulu on your face do to your entire appearance!
Went to school, walked over to the perhimpunan ground... First thing Miss Ruiqi said to me was, “Woman, your eyebrows make you look angry forever." And everyone followed up with, “Joye, you did your eyebrows?? Er, not quite use to you yet.”
What they actually meant: "You look really, really weird."
*tsk tsk*
Dudes, you all have no taste. Well, look at how much I had evolved and judge yourself then...
BEFORE
Could do only one expression..
...the Non-Pretending Retarded Appearance.
AFTER
I can give you killer squirrel!!
I can give you sweet~
I can give you bug-eye!!
Expressive, yes? My next mission is to dye my hair pink, style it up into mohawk and shock teachers with my cool hairdo..
Anyone with me?
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