Saturday, May 31, 2008

Brats in penang -Part 2

Today the Sunday Star officially declared us...



...the ole BRATs!! *cheer!!*






What happened in Penang...


Hall of Rooms

We were arranged randomly into our rooms.





And these were my mateys of room 1412~



l-r :
May Khei, Kei, me and Jasmine. (I'm reflected in the mirror, haha!!)
Kei was actually from room 1417, but since she always sneaking into our room to wallop up our food, she is considered one of us already... heehee!






I was placed...


in Group 1...



...The Newsflash 10!! Ooops, sorry Miuky, I mean Newsflash 10.5..!! Miuky (right corner) is our evil senior who loves inventing lame games purely to torture us.







I think The 10.5 Posers would suit us better~!!


Photo curi-ed from Kei.
Look at all the cool gadgets on the table!! We were equipped with videocams, laptops and cameras for our multimedia assignments.







Yea, this baby is mine. Advantage of being the camerawoman...Muahahaha!!



....however, being generous and loyal, I sacrifices it and stick to my lao ya camera instead.


Haha, no la... not all members have camera and we need as many photos as possible. Besides, I was not familiar with most of the functions.








Thus geared up, we set out to explore Penang road..!!





Penang, here we come!! Rawr!!






Eye Opener


(zoom in to see) Call me jakun if you like, but I've never seen any newstand selling Herald/Tribune newspapers before... O.o






There were trishaws everywhere



I took this at night before the camp started. Nice right the effect?






Promoting?




There were this crazy message scrawled everywhere: walls, dustbins, lampposts...


...like, yeah, so you can hold your booze, like I care? *rolling eyes*






Bottlecaps


Gee, guess this is what they do when they are sober...









Yes yes, I ter-took my toes again.






Tram track


Amazingly, this was chosen to be featured in the Star. Not because it was good or anything, it just that this was the only photo of the historical tram track.






Personally I think this is better... Btw, that shadow in the picture before is not a tree, it's me, ok??






Sri Kunj I've-forgotten-what-is-its'-name-bcoz-it-is-so-long Temple


Niki said the lamppost spoilt the picture. I argued it was impossible to not take the lamppost because it was right in front of the temple! He said I should be smarter in my angling.


*merajuk*





I em fu! So before I leave Penang, I took again. But I still think the lamppost one better...






And we enter the ever busy Chowrasta Market...






...at a random shop, I saw this group of boys buying toys.



And this little guy is using his Raya money!! Wow, he saved until today?? Aiya, I forgotten to ask what is his secret...







Wandered into that shop...



So cacat!! We are in Penang, ape lar...







Nutmegs...



....are Penangnite's staple diet.






You can't believe the amount of people and bees we saw drowning in nutmegs. Haha!



While downstairs is colourful and vibrant...






...upstairs~



goods:customers - 10000:1








Empty empty empty



...until we came la, that's it. We when positely crazy when we heard how cheap the books are. I bought Mitch Albom's for only RM20 weh!!






Tucked away at a corner...



He made the coffee within 5 seconds, so geng! Belanja me somemore, so paiseh~






And of course, Penang wouldn't be complete without....


FOOD!!





KLite, this is Penang hokkien mee~





Goey goey~ just feast your eyes on it...





omg, only 6 bucks!! I could buy the whole shop!!!

Anyone wants to migrate to Penang with me?




Notice anything usual?



The amount of ingredients! Practically overflowing weh~





So traditional I tell you... and so cheap... You think you had died and went back to the past~






And of course, I won't be complete without


CATS!!




Poor kitty kena trapped... We were puzzled how it manage to go into that abandon shoplot in the first place.








And this kitty follow people around!! Kindda reminds me of my Blackie who ran away....






Layers of time



by Miss Mitcy...






Ghost house!!




Hehe, felt the image lacking something









If you search for things that are beautiful, you'll sure to find it...





After a hard day of work...



...time for Kei and me to syok sendiri!! Yay!!
My pose so ugly because I was shoving Miux head away... I hate you miux!!!!!!!!





End of Part 2!


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Brats in Penang // 23-27 May


To those who didn’t even try to enroll into BRATS when you had the chance, I don’t know how to describe what you had missed. For one, there were a lot of eligible hotties there...





BRATS Penang 2008! Yay!!!!



Can see onot? You have to strain your eyes real hard, this photo is tad too small... You though all those who were qualified are nerds 24/7 with their nose stuck in books only le~ Haha, let me prove you wrong!! But show you later la, I was not there to drool over hotties... And before I stray off as usual, let me tell you - BRATS was an.amazing.experience.


Initially, I was tinny wenny bit, ok fine, VERY reluctant to join when I realize Jelly was not coming along, but my exam had just ended and I wanted so much to escape reality (read: lousy grades). And boy, sure glad I did went along...and I have no regrets!! Hey wait, scratch that, I do have regrets... I didn’t come home sunburned as I’d hope. So much for my tan. Heck, I think I’ve gotten fairer instead!! And we are supposed to be in Penang!! Where is the beach, the sun and cute lifeguards Penang’s famous food?? But nooo, our duty is to loll around in the hotel and stuff ourselves silly most of the time... 4 days is too short I say! Extend it extend it!!


Haih, I’ve absolutely no reason to criticize. All I paid was RM 120 and we were treated like VIPs - stayed in a luxurious hotel with scrumptious cheese cakes for breakie, ice-creams for lunch and caramel jellies for dinner. In the room, each toilet got hairdryer and three huge mirrors with different angle to go with it!!


See see!!



Haven’t counted the mirrors in the bedroom that reflect our shinny hair le? All in all got five, FIVE superb gigantic mirrors!!! Talking about escaping reality~ especially when you have not enough sleep like me... I most certainly wouldn’t recommend this hotel to anyone with low self-esteem. You can imagine them going nuts with all the mirrors around and flinging themselves out of 14th floor. Thinking about it, this would be a great story! That is what journalists are trained for, right? Huhu, and we are right at the scene somemore!! Tomorrow highlights: “bla bla bla”, by Joye... By Joye you know, your friend.


Okay okay, syok sendiri-ness must die


Anyways, the main purpose to Penang wasn’t about the hotel, nor the food (='(), rather it was the experience I would gain. Thanks to BRATS, my photo skill had improved loads..! Now I’m just waiting for the chance to prove it..hehe.. And oh, I don’t mean those camwhore poser pictures we normally take I still can't look like a supermodel, double ='(, but what I meant was more of those magic moments, that split second when the pictures truly says a thousand words. I’m getting better at that, except the only problem is...the c2pid battery!!!! It had to die at the exact wrong moment!! Throughout the camp I had to charge it, like, three times!! And the screen is too kecik!!!!! My eyes not exactly that big, you know... And it takes far too long to turn on! By that time the magical moment also pass already la, huh-yuh, takkan wait for you meh... I want a new camera!!


*whine whine whine*


Blek... I’ve probably have to wait for another year or two. I guess I have to make the best of what I have, for now. (Ahahaha, I'm so gonna pester dad...) I manage to catch some fantabulous pix with this lao ya camera... Lemme show off!!






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The journey begin...




....at KL central...








Dad decided to tag along...








In the beginning we wanted to use KTM geh...








But how we know the stupid train got delayed for 2 hours...








What make us really peeve was they didn't even bother to inform us. And there we were waiting waiting like some big headed morons...



...except this guy la, he's quite cute. He was like an angel you know, with all the light shinning on him~ I curi take without permission... (**)





Basically everyone was just bored la...











Dad is not the one to stand tardiness, so he asked for refund.








Nevertheless, he still wanted to arrive in style~



No tickets!!! Yeesshh, what is wrong with this country? Competing with MAS giving free flights somemore.. You call this competing r?







End up...









Uuu~ still stylo weh...








Funnily, we did take a train...



=.='




This is absurd!! Mental note: Never ever sit KTM anymore!!!!!!!






But in the KTM counter, I saw something that touches me a lot...






An old Indian man wanted to go to Ipoh, but I think he didn't know how to read the ticket, thus he didn't know what time his train is coming. And he was freaking himself out...



...so he implore this malay guy for help... And the young man not only help him out reading the ticket...






...he also directed him to the station and help the old man carry his stuff. So wei dai!! I fell in love with him on the spot!! If he looked back, I would have send him a flying kiss. Unfortunately, he did not... Why am I not attracting the good guys?






22 May 2008 at 8:07 pm, we reached Penang!!!!


Ok la, I admit, I didn't take this photo. Only dslr can take such superb picture.






I think I shall make it into sessions... Too many photos to upload~




End of Part 1!




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Friday, May 30, 2008

I've been robbed!!!!!!!

TODAY! In board daylight somemore!!!!!! Can you believe it? And what irk me the most was, I wasn't even distracted!! I was looking around, looking for stuff to take photos. And this two jokers on a motorbike approached me. At first I thought they wanted directions. But turn out, they wanted to rob me instead. And all the thing they can snatch, they have to targeted my first and only REAL bling bling from mom..!

*shaking fists*

Dumb thieves, can't you see it was the only jewellery I was wearing? Why don't you rob a super rich stuck-up miser dripping with diamonds instead of a poor teenage girl who get this necklace only after much persuasion from her mom? boo-hoo~ Hey, It's not funny ok, I am seriously sad right now you know... Ironically, mom and friends were always nagging me to be careful of my necklace. Sigh, why are they always right? But fortunately, my jade wasn't stolen. If it got stolen, I tell you... x.x... When it drop on the road, I was like staring at it dazedly like an dim-witted idiot... Wow, I was thinking, it refuse to part from me. Coincidence?

Oh well, I think I'm gonna put aside jewelleries for the moment until
my neck and emotions heal.

*P/s : The necklace they curi was the one I put at the header with the roses... T.T... Now I only have this picture as memory~

Tuesday, May 20, 2008

Aikidoker to save the day!!






Yesterday Gasing dojo had a blood donation drive. Since it was Wesak Day and I was relatively free, so I thought why not do a good deed and sun bin save some lives. Nothing beats saving people during your free time you know... So happily I got there, chat with old friends and harassed some people to take pictures while waiting for my turn to register...



Ahakz!! I pestered the hell out of a super reluctant Hoei Hoei~





..O.o.. I've never seen sensei in shorts before~





...waiting waiting...




...when out of the blue a nurse told Ms Lim and me that they needed more blood, so we were not qualified because we are underweight... Miss Lim, understandable la being so skinny and all...but me??? Underweight? Like this also can be underweight ka?



A hulking 47 kg!!!!!!!!!!!!


Yo, sister, you trying to make me happy only izzit? I went through the trouble to fatten myself gau gau, and yet I'm still underweight?? Then we realised they actually wanted people with minimum 50 kg~ Oh...




But here you stated you want at least 45 kg!!!!!!!!



Nah, I even enlarge for you to see!!!



Sister, next time when you want change the rules, tell us at least a day beforehand, ok?

.........=.='.........



Now believe me onot?? There are always obstacles whenever I want to save the world. And the worst was...those lovely chocolates!! Wasted you know, wasted. Wuuu~ I could have eaten them leisurely and enjoy every bit of it... But now...!! All come out aldy ar, you know that onot?!?



Luckily there's pat pat's cakies to comfort us...




Delish~!! Actually Sensei invited Ms Lim and me to makan all to achieve the ideal weight... I would have dunnit wan geh, if the donors all weren't aikido experts.














Yummy chocolate donuts!!!! Or rather, it used to look like this yummy before Ms Lim destroyed the decor by dipping the clingwraps on the donuts. Um, I did help out destroying it a bit la~heh heh.... But can't blame us~ How are we suppose to know that the wraps can't hold on to aluminium foil? It's called clingwraps for goodness sake!! It is supposed to be able to cling! What kind of bogus cheaplak clingwrap is this? Soot that company gau gau!!







Apart from those cakies, there are also quite a number of yummilicious people around here...




And the yummilicious awards goes to....





...Sheng Jie!! Just look at his eyes, so hUGe!!!!!!







... Alicia and her buddy..~Rawr~






...sweet Miss Lim!! A very very nice lady (she's older than she looks) with a very very nice smile~





...and of course, no blood donation drive will be a suceed without charming nurses!!



"I'm sorry sir, we are not here to massage you..."






Uuu~~ All the nurses look seriously hot in their uniform!! Hmm, this must be some kind of nurses' gimmick- to soar up your blood pressure or somrthing... Because beds are usually insufficient, you see. So with higher blood pressure then you can fast fast donate, fast fast kau tim...






Oh oh, and also...




Haha!! ...sensei!!!! Not exactly what I would call yummilicious. Ultra funny and sporting yes la~ I was practically laughing my head off when I took this. And sensei was like, freezing there with that wacky expression until I calm down... think I gonna need anti-shake for my camera...


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To the scene where all the drama happened...





I have no idea what's so funny signing your death warrant...






Hoei Hoei : 'Don't take me!!"





Injection Insertion Technique 101


Trainee nurse : "Doctor, how do you insert the needle? I am afraid I'll hurt her!"

Doctor: "Oh, it's very easy. Here let me teach you. All you have to do is focus and...poke! Oops darn, I missed the vein... Nevermind, take it out and try again. Focus annndd...poke! Crap this c2pid needle!! Missed again!! No..must..get..that..vein!!"




Look at the size of that monster!!!!!!!!!




*suck suck suck*




Ugghh!! And look at the blood!!!! And they want 400 ml!!! *faint*






The Victims Donors


I can give you love, peace, blood, anything oso can!

This is Mr and Mrs Lam... After Mrs Lam donate can slumber go for launching ny... Salute!!





While this dunce of a pat pat...


...haven even started draning him yet!!! Lame, I tell you,
L.A.M.E!!





Will Kelvin's hair turn all white after this?





And Johnny here also trying to collect some good karma...kah kah







And the spoiler goes to - Hoei Hoei!!

"You take me again I'll fling you my handphone and break down this bed!!"





There's another spoiler too....



...Me being me, I was camwhoring in front of the gigantic mirror when he made some snide remark in the background...something about
"This is what I call hiao."...





...so I quickly took Lei Han sensei's picture to shut him up. Heh heh, looks like I'm not the only one....



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But jokes aside, donating blood is really a good cause. Global statistic had shown that Malaysia has one of the highest number of road accident occurring each day. Much blood is needed to save these people. So please donate and save a life.


Guess must thank people like me for raising the statistics. I took this...when I'm driving? I know I know... Please don't attempt what I'd attempted...





..but I have never seen a Thai Buddist Temple before!! Whao by some miricle I didn't rear-end the car in front
of me.




Okeh okeh, enough about me... Oh by the way, Form 6 council is gonna have a blood donation drive in school somewhere around, erm, this year. Date not confirm yet, but whoever is interested can tell me and I'll update you about it, okies? =)
Donate ya, dun dun donate...




Save live, good cause... And practise aikido too, good excercise..





=)


Sunday, May 18, 2008

Seeing green

Hot hot HOT!!! No no, I’m not talking about me... I’m talking about the weather!! Dxrn much heat wave attacking me~ in bed sleeping also can wake up sweating like just did a 100 mile marathon... With the fan on at full blast somemore... =.=’....... If wasn’t because I was fully dressed, I could have sworn I’d fallen asleep in a sauna. Sign of global warming?? ...O.o... Perhaps it’s time for us to do our part by planting more trees and turning veggie. Yup~I’m a huge supporter of animal rights. Animals are so cute, what have they done to deserve being digested by your stomach, huh? Besides, being a veggie is cool!! I mean...




literally



cool!!!!

woot! Yup, veggies sure taste better with more people like this around!!


Super creative dei!! Heyyyyy, this can become a fashion statement~ I could just imagine: ...catwalk...models strutting down the walkway in nothing but fashionable veggies...next day, newspaper’s headlines “Adam and Leaves collection by Joye, Designer of the Year’...me dressing up the stars...people start eating veggies, wearing veggies...making loads and loads of $$ and meeting Brad Pitt...me saving the world and stop global warming.....

Ahh, the glamour...

However, given Malaysia’s rotten climate, the leaves would probably whither and shrivel away within an hour. Or else the mosquitoes will start targeting you and you end up dying of malaria, if the polices haven’t shoot you down first. Dang it, why are there always obstacles whenever I want to save the planet? Oh well, God won’t give me problems I can’t solve... Hmm, maybe I can invent armored veggies -you know, something like Mei Yen's those armored bra- then use it as a swatter to squash mosquitoes and bullets. But then, you’ll end up being naked, which probably makes you cooler anyway, which memang was my main objective~


Omg!!!! What am I crapping? *slap sendiri* Scratch that vegetarian part too... Future without bak kut teh sounds....bleah~ Oh great, just look what a week of exam can do to you. It makes you just wanna puke trying to cram every bits of info into your already overloaded brain..!! Throughout exam I was like, “argh argh, I read this before!! Recall recall!! It’s somewhere in...one of those pages....


~loom~


*I'm dead*

I think I’m gonna fail again...x.x



Enough, mind, enough!! Stop thinking about it! The worst is yet to come, so must die. study hard!! *explode* Ahhh!!!!! I want to scream the house down!! What did I do to deserve this? Being born a human izzit? Huff... I think even animals live better than us. Just look at my cat... You don't see her slaving around 8cm thick chemistry books, do you? grrr...

Before stuffing myself with useless formulae, did I mention my bro had recently graduated and came back? Yay!!!!! Finally, can snatch back the camera from his icky stinky hands!! Wuuu, I miss my camera soooo much *kiss kiss kiss*... I swear I’ll never gonna let you go again~ So pry it from my cold dead fingers, bro!! And obviously, I got distracted from studies and when camera frenzied the whole weekend...



WeEEe~~!



Aiming at my camera starved face...



Tada!!



Oh lookie lookie!~! Ms Mushy-pie designed this fantabuluous t-shirt for us!!


Amazing design!! But it would have been better if the stupid school let us have baby tee size... We are not exactly boys' size you know...




Now, ladies and gentleman, let me show you how a girl's room looks like after being strike by exam tsunami...



Exam!!!!!!!!!!! I blame you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Third day of exam: Room's like a disaster zone filled with booby traps.





Day 4

I gave up and took to sleep on the floor instead...




Day 5 : *clean clean clean*


Jeng jeng!!!!!!!

Spick and span again...=)





And if you thought I was messy, take a peek at bro's room instead...


Geng wor... He archieve this level after an hour using his smelly room. Can't beat him...
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And now see what I found while cleaning mah now spotless room!!


Eeekk!!!! So nerd!!






Form 1 vs Form 6: Somehow I'm not seeing much changes~ T.T





My room consist of... my bunch of pets!


Introducing Furry!!!!!!! Wai Ling, Chiu Yen and Deniece gave it to me....




...on my sixteenth birthday!
Thanks guys~!



I ain't called kissing machine for nuthin' ya know.






And this is Woody... It was a wild and free spirited horse...





...before it got caught and made slave by this Evil Doll!!!!! Poor Woody...





And of course, not forgetting my Meowsy!!
"I can kill you with my cuteness!...Meowr!"





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Even though I rarely make up....

It's a tough, tough world out there...




...But not all hope is gone!! Cause there's always Love to fall back to!! =)

Yar I know I ter-took my toes...




Loving this tee too!!






My dairy, the one where I pen down my true emotions...







Time flies.... It's now 19th May 2008







Oh my ugliness!! Look what I found in the toilet!!!! And here I thought I'm bad...





Unfortunately we look eeriely alike....



Arrghh!! So hard to upload photoes in blogger!!

Sunday, May 4, 2008

I seriously need...

1)...to have more self control...and stop laughing like a mad woman when giving speech in front of the class.


2)...to stop splurging on clothes that make me look like anorexic just to show that I didn't put on weight.

Oversize!!!




3)...my camera back..!! to capture life's beautiful moments~


Beauty of Spring in China!!



Milk thistle...



Hot Babe under Melaka Tree...



Mashimaro gang!!



Gasshuku '07 in Genting



Can't make it to this year's... T.T ...



4)...to stop fantasizing strangling Chin Chi Wai...


5)...to stop acting so sensitive towards people’s negative remark (read: insults)...
Next time just flash them a sweet smile....
...and shove those jerks into a piranhas infested pool!!!!!!!!!


"nga~~I love Chin Chi Wai!!"



6)...to have more spirit and fire during grading... waa~~Pat pat, I need your help here....and your tiramisu cake...


7)...stop torturing my cat.


"My ikan biliissssssss..."




8)...my fluffy comfy smelly pillow to sleep~! zZZz.....^.^


9)...my friends and BFF beside me!! Love you guys, muahh!!


10)...to ketcup with the girls..!!



Hmm, kinda reminds me of someone....





ooops~~

My dear friend Anna... Ever as charming...




haha!! Life game camp!! Found this pix tuck away somewhere~And I have no idea what's John Lim doing there....

Holidays coming!! Lets meet up!! mau?


11)...to change my self-image!! What will it be? Cool? lala? Goth? Somber? Suggestions, anyone?


12)...to post this video!!




13)...someone to trust with my secrets with...


14)...to stop doing nonsense and study for mid term!!...Chemistry!!!!! x.x



Friday, May 2, 2008

Utterly outright-ly maddening!!

That’s it!! This is the last time I’m repeating myself before I lose control and smack some sense into some bugger's head~

No, I do not have boyfriend!! Geddit?

What in the world is wrong with you? When I say no, I usually mean.... no. Nan Hong and Ai Sie (or anyone you asked) also told you I do not have, so the deal with you keep insisting I have? You need to hear from the horse mouth only you believe izzit?? Well ok, let my horse mouth do the talking then... I..do..not..have..! I don’t plan to have one yet nor am I falling for anybody... Understand? No guys are interested in me nor I in them...if there is, I’ll let you and the whole world know by hanging his picture out the win~ Heyyy wait a mo, that doesn’t sounds right.... I’m a healthy hormone infested raging teenager, of course I am attracted to guys... It just goes on to show I’m normal. But then again, what had my crushes to do with you? I am most entitled to like anyone, anybody, at any time... with or without you knowing. Nevertheless, if you must know, I currently have my eyes on.....


Wu Zun!!!!



Yik!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Dxrn cute dei!!!!!!!!!



by mei'slife... dun understand what she said after Wu Zun, but it pretty much sum up my feelings~~ Wee!! Gonna kiss him silly when I meet him!!(**)



Okayyyy, this definately spoil the effect I’m trying to get across...

Nevermind.... Back to you: Stop speculating!! Stop assuming!! And stop telling people what I wrote in my blog!! It’s annoying having to constantly fend off their inquisitive inquiries... The reason why I let you read my blog was because I thought you were prepare for it - to tell you that I had move on... But if I have known it would bring so much uncertainty and anguish....

Haihz

Mid year exam is coming, please concentrate... you only torture yourself further by your baseless assumptions and half-truths...

But somehow, I wonder, is it worth the time and pain telling you this?

Proof me wrong...