I am THE BRAT..

I've been chosen!! I've been chosen!!!!! I've been chosen for the BRATs year-end trip to Sandakan!!!!!!!!



*screaming hysterically*



Never in my wildest dream I ever thought that I would be selected dei!! I'm so exited I can scream the house down!! And I'll get to go to see all my cousins and relatives in Sabah!!

You'll bet, cousin!! Sabah, here I come!! Wee!!!!

Oh, the price of freedom~

Mummy Ivy and evil Deniece had noticed my absents in the blogging community and been harassing me to update. Since I am, by nature, such a sporting person (che-wah) and I’m in a raya mood, I shall humor you girls and blog one last time before STPM... My absolutely LAST, hear me?? Grr, give me a rotten blog award again...*fling dungbombs into dniz’s house...*


And now, for the big news....

I'm pregnant!! I’ve just made my first purchase online!!!!
*standing ovation* *wolf whistles*

And my first purchase online....

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Silicon bra!! (It's not rubber, mind you..)

Ironically, it's called FreeBra. Yea rite.. The price certainly wasn't free at all!! Rendered me pokai dy I tell you!! I'm a poor student only ok and considering, well...considering silicon is made out of sand!!! Something I can get at abundance at the roadside for goodness sake!! For this I paid 30 bucks?!?! MADNESS...


And here is a short description of it...
Freebra is the ultimate Backless, Invisible, Strapless, Seamless, Low Cut and magical solution for that no-underwear-is-better dress! Women have struggled for years to find the perfect bra (this is something only girls can understand... so stop reading, you hamsap!). Finally there's a solution and it's called the FreeBra. FreeBra is the amazing bra that gives you sensational cleavage, and is comfortable to wear day or night. Experiment to create different degrees of cleavage by positioning the bra cups closer or farther apart as the possibilities are limitless! With Freebra, you are like wearing no bra at all!



Ooo, I'm bewitched!! Can't say the same about dad though. You should have seen dad’s face when I told him I wanted to make online purchase. Haha!! You thought I told him about the bra le.. No la, I wouldn't dare and besides, he won’t understand. He most probably will go, “‘...like wearing no bra at all?’ Hhrump, why don’t you DON’T wear bra at all, save my money. And how many times I've told you - natural beauty is the best! Why do you need a 'sensational cleavage' for? Who you want to miang at? Tell your boyfriends to stop looking at your chest!! *nag nag nag*"

Oh wee~

Told you only girls will understand. How many times I wished I had a sister la... *rolling eyes*

Anyway, allow me to demonstrate you it's power!!

OoooOo~ Look how squashy it can be..!!




They forget to add soft and squishy!!

Oh shucks, now you know what is my bra size...

For all it's expensiveness, this bra is really amazing!! It solved many of my clothes problems! Due to the fact my bra straps have this knack of popping all over the places at the most inconvenient places...(I shall not go into details! blek~!) But now, heeheehee... I don't need you anymore, you evil snapper popper bra straps! *burns!!*

Most highly recommended by me!! Don't worry if you are a big girl or a small girl, coz Freebra comes in various sizes. It fits from sizes from A to C cup: 32A to 38C. I heard it can even accentuate your boobs by adding one cup size!! And it is powerful enough to turn guys into full-fledged aquas, oo la la... But if you are D onwards, then sorry la and besides, you don't need this bra anyway. Just let it sag.

Interesting, no?